July 7, 2011
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November 30, 2010
December 25, 2009
Brilliant Ideas For Tattoos.
3 years ago • 28 notes• a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.
• lower back tattoo of Jon Lovitz.
• upper back tattoo of Jon Lovitz.
• “glasses and mustache” disguise, on face.
• Bowser at a piano.
• full sleeve of various scenes from Planes, Trains & Automobiles.
• Kevin Spacey, squatting.
• small white lump of cocaine on area between thumb and forefinger.
• “I Brake For Yard Sales” lower back tattoo.
• circular mural around waist of entire plot to the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.
• inner thigh tattoo reading “If You Can Read This You Could Be Home By Now”.
• Charlie Brown’s head squiggle on own forehead.
• thick black lines on abs (to accentuate).
• any genital tattoo, such as “Sleeping Rupert Murdoch”, or my personal favorite “The Upsidedown Angry Albino Elephant”.
• a duck, mid sneeze.
December 20, 2009
November 11, 2009
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July 20, 2009
